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What If Scientology Was Real?

by Fin's Contingency Plan

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A short song summarising some core beliefs of Scientology.

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WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL

I'm going to take a shit in my own hat and mail it to David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology.

HE HAD HIS OWN WIFE ABDUCTED
HE HAD HIS OWN WIFE ABDUCTED (ALLEGEDLY)
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL??
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL???

What if Xenu, the alien warlord of Space Command, was imprisoned in a volcano on earth right now?

WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL????
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL???

What if all the bad things in life today were caused by latent souls implanted in a mass event millions of years ago?

WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL????
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL?????
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL????
WHAT IF SCIENTOLOGY WAS REAL??

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released December 12, 2019
Fin Taylor - Logic programming, vocals, composition.

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Fin's Contingency Plan Brisbane, Australia

Much-loved genres collide to form something unbearable. Fin Nicol-Taylor leads a grubby troupe of assorted musically-literate mercenaries to fight the evil forces of good taste and restraint. Fin's Contingency Plan creates music for the new modern age.

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